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i have an essay to write

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

halwa-habibti:

conteen:

daggerpen:

It is literally cheaper to house homeless people than it is to just leave them on the streets

And instead of trying to match homeless people up with one of the 24 empty homes available for every homeless person

People are literally paying to put in fucking spikes under bridges, in doorways and, yes, on fucking public benches in order to make it harder for homeless people to find a place to sleep.

What a fucked up world we live in.

or why don’t they get a job and sober up instead of relying on non-homeless people for their main income source. them getting a job is definitely cheaper than housing them, and them continuing to stay there because they’re lazy and don’t want to do anything with their lives. now that’s an idea. and next time, don’t link people to some random-ass tumblr blog. i want real news sources (ex: NBC, Huff Post, Fox News, MSNBC, etc…)

god damn fucking five year olds without homes…man…fuck em! why can’t they lay off the booze and just get a job!! everyone can afford a house if they just get a job, right? because the average living wage is enough to pay for a house, right? and why would anyone want to house the homeless!? god, those homeless fuckers really should just get rid of their mental illnesses (without therapy) and their addictions (without rehab) and get a job (without assistance)! clearly they just want to be homeless because being homeless is so much fun and everyone treats you so well.

what are real news sources!? what’s using google instead of being an ignorant mouthy little punk on tumblr!? god damn, using the internet is so fucking hard for people like me!! (I FUCKING LOVE THAT HUFF POST ACTUALLY FUCKING PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT.)

really though shut the fuck up forever

theamazingindi:

anxietypizza:

Important

this is the most important piece of voice acting history of the 21st century

im never working out again aggggh god this hurts like a motherfucker

kiteadams1:

princessblogonoke:

Anxiety & Helping Someone Cope. 
I didn’t want to make it overwhelming or too long remember, so I kept it to the main points that benefit me greatly when I’m experiencing an attack.
40 million of Americans alone suffer with anxiety; it’s a horrid feeling when you know someone just wants to help you but you cannot even construct a simple sentence at the time, so please share this in hope that it benefits even just 1 person. Muchos love. 

My cousin had one yesterday

burgerwizard:

Theorem: Puppys are cool

Proof

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my dad bribed me into working out yesterday and now i have an aggravated knot in my neck + two awful, awful new ones in my lower back which are making it nearly impossible for me to bend/move/exist without feeling like i’m being run over by a train and the moral of the story is i hate working out

boxlunches:

princess-peachie:

lovelylor:

mamamidnight:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

God damn it.

This is amazing

IT’S ACTUALLY THEM

They should just forget about animating new episodes and do this all the time